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2008 Curriculum (proposed but in no way approved) Applied Boating Fishing Phenomenology Swimming & Flotation Technology Hammock Research & Design Water Skiing Science |
| ... Faculty and Administration ... |
| Prof. Daniel Snoozer Chairman, Department of Relaxation Science |
| Prof. Sarah Flotsum Chairman, Department of Flotation & Tanning |
| Prof. Brooke Tumblehome Chariman, Department of Aquatic Transportation |
| Prof. James Bruin Chairman, Department of Icthyology and Piscatorial Gastronomy |
| Dr. Paul R. Twiggy Distinguished Professor of Hydroplane Technology, Chairman of the Boards |
| Dr. Hal Lyon, Jr. Professor Emeritus & Author of Angling in the Smile of the Great Spirit |
| Capt. Thomas Kruzship University President & Boat Driver |
| Cricket Hill Spooner Mascot (1990-2003) |
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